TO BE FAIR...

I am writing to the Muslims of Canada.

My family and I would like to settle in a Muslim country, the exact one yet to be determined.

My neighbors and friends, who are very close to me, would like to join me, as would their families, their family's friends, and even their friends' friends...

Therefore, there will be many of us in your country. Since we are all Christian, you will need to plan for the construction of churches and the closure of certain streets for our processions (rest assured, in our country it's only once a year, not five times a day!). You will also need to stock pork, bacon, and good beans in all your supermarkets to accommodate us, as we will be a minority and will need your understanding. This is OUR way of life, and you must accommodate us.

We would like all your religious holidays to be abolished, as they could offend the Christian community that we are.

We also request permission to participate in school outings wearing our crucifixes around our necks, and to eat our ham sandwiches in the school cafeteria and at work.

You will also need to provide a designated space in all your buildings where we can pray in our language, and you will need to provide a translator as we do not speak your language.

Should this request be denied, could you please provide us with the addresses of the police stations so that we can file a discrimination complaint?

Thank you in advance for your understanding.

Oh! I almost forgot, if my children set fire to your flag if the Canadian team wins a game, could you please be as lenient as you are here?

I promise, I'll give them a good scolding...

Finally, I hope your government will give us thousands of dollars and free rent while we adapt to your country, without even having to work, of course, whether it takes months, years, or generations...

Thank you!!

(Had to share from another post!!!)